no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Pappa wants mamma naked
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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