So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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