i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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