So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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