No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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