I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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