My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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