my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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