Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
