Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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