come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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