If i come over, it means nothing
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
