just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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