I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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