then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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