Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Randomize
