so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
