its not stalking. its research.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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