you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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