STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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