I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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