Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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