He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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