you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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