Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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