i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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