i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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