Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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