So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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