hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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