matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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