i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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