Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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