You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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