im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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