im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
i think im in europe. pls send help
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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