Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
ok first of all what the fuck
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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