My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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