i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just gift wrapped bread.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
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