So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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