Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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