I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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