your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
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