I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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