All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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