But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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