I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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