i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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