with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He shit in the fireplace
I enjoy the company of your penis
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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