I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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