Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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