break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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