And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
one might say we're banned from that church
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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