Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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