I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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