Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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