I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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