new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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