Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Randomize
