i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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