I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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