You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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