ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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